If you’ve found yourself squaring off in the run-up to your wedding,
you’d be well-advised get your collective heads straight
before you lock yourselves into a legalized embrace.
Because you’ve got the rest of your lives ahead of you.
And you’d rather that embrace be loving than litigious.
So let’s work together to help get you through that day.
And declare yourselves definitively on the side of having a good life.